and they say romance is dead
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
I refuse to answer that on the grounds I don’t want to.
I’m just gonna go ahead and start responding to any and all pleas for advice with that line. I’m gonna make that a thing.