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Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.
Male proverb (via parahdocks)
regirocked:

and they say romance is dead

regirocked:

and they say romance is dead

I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants.
Anne Hathaway. Amen. (via socialsurvival)

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

jplachowski:

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

wtf that is cool

jplachowski:

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

wtf that is cool

I refuse to answer that on the grounds I don’t want to.

theremina:

I’m just gonna go ahead and start responding to any and all pleas for advice with that line. I’m gonna make that a thing.

theremina:

I’m just gonna go ahead and start responding to any and all pleas for advice with that line. I’m gonna make that a thing.

cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken